A Deli Moment

Boss Lady: "Okay ladies, we're way short on sales today. Know what that means? Comlines! Advertise! I wanna hear you every twenty minutes."
Mel: "Do I have to?"
Boss Lady: "Ya have to."
Mel: "But, that's the one, single, tiny aspect to this job that I don't ever wanna do."
Fellow Employee: "What about breading chicken?"
Mel: "...That too."
Fellow Employee: "Or, how 'bout wogging?"
Mel: "...And that."
Fellow Employee: "And making sandwiches?"
Mel: "...Yeah. Your point?"
Fellow Employee: "...My -point- is that I don't think there's a single aspect to this job that you -do- like."
Me: "Not so! I like--"
Fellow Employee: "Besides your freaking paycheck!!"
Mel: "...You got me, then."

And that, my friends, is why I need a new job.