Random Musings

"The whole world wants to be paid for its knowledge, but what if I said I would pay you for my knowledge? ... You're right. That would be crazy."

"I'd change my mind, but I've lost the other one."

"I'm a part-time thinker and the hours suck."

"I am an open book! You just can't read my language."

"I don't suffer from creative insomnia, I enjoy every minute of it!
—Wait.
...Okay, yeah. I suffer."

"I want you to know here and now: I am a huge liar. Nearly everything I say is a lie. (Though the fact I almost always lie could be a lie, and you'd never know. Especially since liars always lie, which means they lie about lying, but because it's a lie that doesn't really work, and you get all jumbled up trying to figure out exactly what I'm talking about and why. Not to mention why you are even attempting to understand the mind of a lying liar who doesn't not lie about lying or not.)" ==Jason "Key" Sterling

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All quotes from above (minus the last) are sayings I've contrived in random moments of random thought. I'll add more later, me thinks...